Tim Burton should just make a movie called ‘Johnny Depp’.
plot twist: Johnny Depp is played by Helena Bonham Carter
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Fabulous.
My dad´s coming over today to have a talk with me.
Daddy, how do i explain how much i fucked up this time?
Are you going to believe me if I say I kind of fixed everything already?
You probably wont.
So let the cycle of verbal abuse begin all over again.
did you know if you say bloody marry 3 times in the mirror at 1am your mom will tell you to shut the fuck up and go to bed
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